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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck..."

A friend of mine told me she was in a financial bind and got help from a website called mycashgo.com. This is where she found Cash Go fast and easy when she really needed it to pay bills. They make it easy for anyone that needs up to a $1000 without having a credit check.


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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send an e-mail to his wife back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error...

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following his heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine.

P.S. Sure is hot down here...

We are trying really hard to find ways to save money. This is mainly because of the prolonged recession we have been in for almost two years. We thought we had done everything we could to save money, but then I found a website called microsoft-hohm.com. This is where I learned what we can do around the house to save money by practicing Energy saving habits. We learned how to do this by using our home appliances more wisely among many other smart ways to lower our home energy usage. This website breaks down where the average energy cost per home which helped us understand which part of our home energy needed to be decreased to save the most money. Now we understand why cutting back on home appliances can save more money than we thought. This is something that starts saving money right away and is a smart and easy way to save money. We never realized how much money we could save by looking at all the different ways there are to cut back on our gas and electricity usage. Also, it’s good to know that the more people who cut down on their energy usage, the less we will have to build new power plants or increase the output of existing ones. Also, we use more blankets at night and turn the heat down more than we have in the past. It gets real cold at night here in Denver in the winter, usually below twenty degrees or colder. This and many other steps and changed habits really helped monthly energy bill go down noticeably. I’m sure that anyone can find ways to save money on this website by being more smart with their evergy usage on a daily basis. Check it out and see how much money you can save on your next energy bill.

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."

My cousin told me she needs to move out of state and wants to find the easiest, but most affordable way to move. I told her about a website called upack.com that has her solution. They not only truck rentals, but a driver to move her belongings in the moving truck after she packs it. She said the price was very affordable and was perfect for her move.


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Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

A friend of mine is getting married this summer. She’s been looking for a perfect wedding dress for her. Her family is helping her but still they couldn’t find what she wanted. One time while she’s browsing on the internet she found this website called boncyboutique.com. They have a widest selection of wedding dresses, bridesmaid dresses and not only that they have Spring/Summer 2010 Prom Dresses to choose from. With their collection of wedding gowns, Bridesmaid Dresses from clean lines, simple to extravagant hand-beaded, there's sure to be a gown that would perfect the most important day of every bride could be. At this website, where you will find a great selection of wedding gowns, Spring/Summer 2010 Prom Dresses, bridesmaid dresses offered at incredible prices. My friend called and told me about this website and so happy about it.  I remember one of my husband's nieces is looking for spring prom dresses. I can’t wait to tell her about this website. I’ll bet she will loved it. Whatever your bridal gown budget or style, they’ve got a wedding gown for you. So if you or someone you know is looking to buy any formal dresses, check out this website and see their great selection to choose from.


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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."